I was the kind of fifteen-year-old girl they make PSA movies about. If you set out to imagine exactly the kind of girl who is at risk for winding up a cautionary tale — that would have been me when I was fifteen. My parents had a messy divorce when I was eight. My dad left my mother for his high school sweetheart. I was badly bullied in elementary school and eventually left my mom to live with my dad.
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Happy Saturday :. Riding in the car to a wonderful day at the beach with my 5 year old, he looks at me lovingly and says, " Mom, you have yellow teeth " Yup, f you kid. I was Shopping at Walmart with my adult daughter. We were heading to the checkout line and this beautiful little girl was walking towards me. I looked down and smiled at her. She looked up with a big smile and said "Hi Fat Lady".
I Was an After-School-Special Kind of 15-Year-Old
So in a way some this has led up to a bit of a midlife crisis with a heavy dose of self-awareness. The year following my 29th spin kicked like a mule. I thought I was losing my mind, in the grip of some crisis or some sort of insect wriggling around in my skull. I believed some of my friends when they told me the stars were doing it to me. The reality is I was doing it to myself.
Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Her gypsy Mom defended her, and blamed the cops, the school, and the neighbors, instead of blaming her daughter who still insists she did nothing wrong. Just sayin. Anyway, some people took issue with the fact that we called this lady a gypsy. And this is what that same gypsy looks like after moving to Russia and going through a punk rock phase and reading some Antifa literature:.